If you’re a woman living on the East End, have you ever asked yourself, “What’s better, a dog or a man?” The following points may help answer this question.
1. We already know dogs provide unconditional love. On days when you roll out of bed looking like a hot mess, your pup is still waiting by the nightstand, ready to shower you with love. Unless you look like Hamptons local Beth Stern than you know that ain’t happening from your man. Instead, you get that look like, Are you really going out looking like that?
2. Pee. Why is it that a dog is like a sharpshooter when doing his business outside, but a guy can’t aim to save his life? Adding insult to injury, why does he leave the toilet seat up as if he wants to showcase what he’s left behind?
3. A dog looks so darn cute when he’s begging you for something. The same behavior is just irritating from a guy.
4. A dog masters commands quickly, but a dude can’t get it right after several years of training. What’s up with that?
Now, I could go on forever but I think I’ve made a solid case. So, ladies, here’s how to get the companionship you deserve: On Saturday, April 5 head to Long Island’s Best! A Pet Adoption Expo—hosted by ARF, Kent Animal Shelter and other animal welfare organizations—from 11 a.m.–3 p.m. at the Riverhead Polish Hall, and adopt an adorable four-legged friend.
It’s a safe bet this companion will never talk back or judge you, and he’ll definitely leave the toilet seat down.