The Most Interesting Man In The World On Dan’s Papers

I’ve been getting a little bit of flack for my Vladamir Putin story. But not because of what I said about Putin and the fact that America doesn’t have a manly man hero, but also because as far as everyone else is concerned, I can’t be the most interesting man in the world unless I grow a beard.

What a bunch of bologna.

And I don’t always use the word bologna, but when I do, I spell it out by singing the Oscar Meyer Wiener song.

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