Three Clean Jokes for a Chuckle Today in the Hamptons

I love a good clean joke—and here are three favorites that I’ve found today.

1. Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says, “Hey, did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane!” The other cow replies, “Good thing I’m a helicopter.”

2. How do you cure the bird flu? Tweetment. How do you cure swine flu? Oinkment.

3. A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope goes to the bathroom, ties itself up, messes up his hair and walks back to the bar and orders his drink. The bartender says, “Didn’t I just tell you? We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope says, “I’m a frayed knot.”

What’s your favorite clean joke? Got any good ones for the Hamptons? Share them in the comment below!

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