It’s Important To Keep A Watchful Eye On Sandy In The Hamptons This Week and nearly every media outlet in America right now keeps advising me to keep a close eye on Sandy all week, as it approaches the Northeast and threatens to become a perfect storm.

I was never much of a fan of keeping a close eye on Irene last year, but I have no problem keeping watch on Sandy. I’ll be here, standing guard.

Heroically. With honor. Gold bless America.



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