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Dan Rattiner's Stories
Big Lift: Huge Cranes Raise EH Railroad Trestle Three Feet This Week
As many of you know, East Hampton is undergoing a $10 million construction project to raise a railroad trestle three…
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The Hamptons Subway
Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of October 10–16, 2019
Week of October 10–16, 2019 Riders this past week: 31,298 Rider miles this past week: 106,893 DOWN IN THE TUBE…
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Police Blotter
Local Group Champions Blue-Green Algae Protection in Southampton
Just as the Hamptons Municipal Board was making progress toward a solution for removing harmful blue-green algae blooms from South…
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Little Hamptons Stories: Heliport, April Gornik, Leaf Blower Ban and More
There are lots of little stories in the news this fall. *** The Village of East Hampton voted to stop…
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Statue Talk: Lobster Dan & Liberty Dan, Four Miles Apart, Email Back and Forth
Liberty Dan: Hi there, Lobster Dan! Thought I’d write you. Lobster Dan: I’ve heard about you. I’m told you’re on…
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Police Blotter
Flash Mob Marriage Proposal Goes Terribly Wrong in Sag Harbor
Several Hamptons Police Department officers were called to Sag Harbor last Sunday when a visiting New Yorker attempted to propose…
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The Hamptons Subway
Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of October 3–9, 2019
Week of October 3–9, 2019 Riders this past week: 34,813 Rider miles this past week: 122,812 DOWN IN THE TUBE…
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Police Blotter
Hamptons Police Dept. Submarine Mistaken for Rare Pink Blue Whale
The Hamptons Police Department Marine Patrol and Office of Fish & Game received multiple calls from local boaters and beachgoers…
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Evil Mantis: Invasive Species Kills & Eats Hamptons Praying Mantis
We share the fabulous Hamptons with many other sorts of creatures. Some we have decided are deserving of protection. A…
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Founded When? Date Trouble with Kite Fly, Hampton Classic, Schiavoni’s and Maybe HIFF
It began this summer, two weeks before the Dan’s Papers Kite Fly, when an ad appeared in Dan’s Papers for…
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Magic: When a Person Makes $1 Billion, a Gong Should Sound & That’s That
There’s something magical about a person’s having a billion dollars. It’s like when you get to a billion, you don’t…
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The Hamptons Subway
Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of September 26–October 2, 2019
Week of September 26–October 2, 2019 Riders this past week: 37,514 Rider miles this past week: 122,812 DOWN IN THE…
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Police Blotter
Hamptons Police Hero Rex Gallant Thwarts Revenge Attack at His Home
Just weeks away from taking over for Larry Hirsch as Hamptons Police Department public relations specialist, hero cop Rex Gallant…
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Peters Pond Gone: Sagaponack Pond Is Slurped Up by the Ocean
Peters Pond Lane is a rutted dirt road that runs south for a quarter-mile from Daniels Lane in Sagaponack down…
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Hamptons Police Dept. Begins ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Training Sessions
The Hamptons Police Department’s Office of Professional Education is gathering all detectives and forensics personnel for their mandatory viewing of…
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Cars, Art & Food: Bob Rubin’s Private Party at The Bridge Golf Course
If you don’t know about Bob Rubin’s private party last Saturday in Bridgehampton, it’s probably because you weren’t invited. He…
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NY State Chooses New License Plate with the Montauk Lighthouse
New York State has chosen the design of the new license plates you will soon have to put onto your…
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The Hamptons Subway
Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of September 18–24, 2019
Week of September 18–24, 2019 Riders this past week: 41,325 Rider miles this past week: 143,032 DOWN IN THE TUBE…
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Police Blotter
Missing Man Resurfaces After Learning Killing a Praying Mantis Isn’t Illegal
A local Uber driver who went missing last month has been found. Garrison Mulholland appeared to vanish off the face…
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Lake Agawam Drainpipe Sends Red Balloons Out to Sea
The Hamptons Police Department received multiple distressed phone calls following the opening of Lake Agawam’s drainpipe leading out to the…
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Hamptons Police Add Light Sensitivity Officers to Montauk Crosswalks
After much consternation around new, lighted crosswalks in Montauk, the Hamptons Police Department has agreed to install tastefully dressed traffic…
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Autumn in the Hamptons: Key Events from 1665–1992
The peacefulness of autumn in the Hamptons allows for the reflection of the summer just past. Traffic returns to normal,…
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The Hamptons Subway
Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of September 5–11, 2019
Week of September 5–11, 2019 Riders this past week: 38,221 Rider miles this past week: 143,032 DOWN IN THE TUBE…
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Police Blotter
Bunk Parking Spaces Considered in East Hampton
Following several incidents that nearly led to violence as drivers fought over parking spots in East Hampton this summer, Hamptons…
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Digging Down: Learning What Earth Is Made of as It Sails Through Space
When I was a little boy, my best friend Mark and I got out some shovels and dug a hole…
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The Pencil Story: Amazon Told Me More About Buying Pencils Than I Care to Know
When I draw a cartoon, which I do occasionally, I get a piece of paper and sketch it out with…
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Grand Prix 2019: The Most Dramatic Hampton Classic Conclusion Ever
There was $300,000 at stake for the concluding Grand Prix competition in Bridgehampton on the final Sunday of the Hampton…
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Police Blotter
Reb Raymer Arrested for More Local Fish Kills in Shinnecock Bay
It appears two years in prison was not deterrent enough for prolific fish killer Reb Raymer of Hampton Bays. Despite…
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The Hamptons Subway
Hamptons Subway Newsletter: Week of August 29–September 4, 2019
Week of August 29–September 4, 2019 Riders this past week: 66,666 Rider miles this past week: 217,812 DOWN IN THE…
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Police Blotter
Hamptons Surf Licenses Revoked After 45 Years of Not Enforcing Them
Aged surfers around the Hamptons expressed dismay after learning they would have to surrender their surfing licenses to the Hamptons…
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