Police Blotter Archives – Dan’s Papers

Lake Agawam water testing device and giant eel STEVE

Lake Agawam Water Probe Finds More Than Algae

By Oliver Peterson

Phone Booth Coopers Beach

Protestors Want Phone Booths Not Wi-Fi at Coopers Beach

By Oliver Peterson

Deer King with his hoofed brethren blurred and desaturated

‘Deer King’ Documentary Brings Chaos to North Haven

By Oliver Peterson

Superyacht seen through Hamptons Police Department binoculars

Did Hamptons Police Department Officers Choose Yacht Fun Over Duty?

By Oliver Peterson

Police-enabled BingBongBash doorbell

Hamptons Police Dept. Doorbell Guards Unnerve Homeowners

By Oliver Peterson

Hamptons Police officer and bearder Oskar Mutter

New Hamptons Police Dept. Standards Devastate Bearding Pros

By Oliver Peterson

Hamptons Police Department Abyss Force divers in training

Abyss Force: A Deep Dive into Hamptons Police Department’s New Team

By Oliver Peterson

Female Hamptons Police Department officer in pile of cash with bills raining down

Hamptons Police Dept. 2020 Budget Reveals Perplexing Line Items

By Oliver Peterson

Protestors say Lake Agawam cyanobacteria isn't dangerous

Protestors Refute Cyanobacteria Danger at Lake Agawam

By Oliver Peterson

Baby Hamptons police ferrets

Hamptons Police Ferrets Multiply: Baby Officers Abound

By Oliver Peterson

Rex Gallant enjoys one-arm pushups training on the beach

Hamptons Police Department Pushup Champ Eyes Truck-Touching Gold

By Oliver Peterson

“The Death of Tradition” 2.0 by Nisan Täuschen

Artist Replaces $750K Smashed Rotting Pumpkin Piece in Sag Harbor

By Oliver Peterson

Hamptons Police Department ferret officer in training

Hamptons Police Department Is Ferreting Out Crime, Literally

By Oliver Peterson

Hamptons Police Department SWAT make signage arrest

HPD SWAT Team Takes Down Hamptons Signage Offender

By Oliver Peterson

The Hamptons Police Submarine made no arrests this week

Hamptons PD Chief Says He Deployed Submarine Early Due to Warmth Not Daughter’s Party

By Oliver Peterson

Uni sushi hate tweet

Hamptons Municipal Board Uni-ted Against Sea Urchin Sushi Hate

By Oliver Peterson

Baby Cop X-Treme on white

Hamptons Police Dept.’s Baby Cop Mascot Gets ‘X-Treme’ Reboot

By Oliver Peterson

Polar bear loose in Sag Harbor

Chaos Follows Literal Polar Bear Plunge in Sag Harbor

By Oliver Peterson

Brooklyn Jayne Ronsen aboard the Hamptons Police Submarine

Depths of Corruption: Hamptons Police Dept. Chief Used Submarine for Daughter’s Sweet 16

By Oliver Peterson

Bobby the parakeet with his piping plover brethren

Hamptons Parakeet Identifying as Piping Plover Earns Protected Status

By Oliver Peterson

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