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Overheard in the Hamptons: Million Dollar, Baby

By Hugh Citrella
1 minute 01/02/2012 Share

That guy who tried to pay for $476 worth of goods at Walmart with a million dollar bill has some sympathizers here in the Hamptons!

“If I had a million dollar bill I wouldn’t have to carry so many credit cards in my wallet!”—Woman browsing in an islandy East End clothing shop, moments before pulling aforementioned wallet out of her Louie Vuitton bag

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