Charlie Sheen Visits Sloppy Tuna In Montauk

People we would like to see more of in Montauk this season include fun artists like Tina Fey and Julianne Moore. Moore’s modest summer abode on Fort Pond received finishing touches from local contractors last year. We’re not so hot on Sloppy Tuna visitor Charlie Sheen, but are looking forward to the first annual Sloppy (tuna) Tattoo contest. No word yet on whether Sheen looks to participate in a bid for the $1,000 prize. The Tuna was also recently featured on an episode of “Bethany Ever After,” in which Bethany Frankel was spotted hanging ten with Randy Montuna, the Tuna’s resident midget. Tourists and locals alike will be on the watch for Montaukers Dick Cavett and Paul Simon.