Nobody knows what’s the deal with the new Jerry Seinfeld project with Alec Baldwin, but one thing I do know, it’s going to be hilarious.
Comedy legends and Hamptons residents Alec Baldwin and Jerry Seinfeld along with the legendary Ricky Gervais are in the process of filming a new project that Seinfeld tweeted about on his Twitter handle last week.
What could it be???
Well I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve come up with a few theories. Here they are.
Seinfeld: The Movie. You know, they really just have to go ahead and do it. Can you imagine how awesome this would be? A worldwide premiere of Seinfeld: The Movie would make a lot of money. All of the critics would say it sucked, I’d say it’s awesome and Seinfeld would swim in a pool of KFC gravy while eating diamond burgers, made out of diamonds and gold and glory. What’s Alec Baldwin’s role in the movie? He’s a professional hitman who is going through a career change, and wants to be a comedian, and is talking to Jerry for advice.
“The Legends,” a television show on NBC. So here is the premise, “What happens when comedy and acting legends Ricky Gervais, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin decide they are going to make another hit television show on NBC? THIS HAPPENS!”
The show will simply follow the lives of these four guys living in New York, the only difference between their real lives and their current lives is that ALL OF THEM will be newly divorced and single, on the hunt for hot women in New York. Oh God, please let this be it. PLEASE!
It’s A Freaking Commercial For Pepsi. I swear, if that is what this is all about, I’m gonna be angry. The last time I got angry was when I thought there was going to be a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Part Two and it ended up being a car commercial, and I refuse to mention that brand of car here because you know what? I’m not going to talk about it. We’re just going to pretend that never happened. But so help me, if this whole thing is just some lame commercial for Pepsi or Nike or, God forbid, Microsoft, I’ll…I’ll…Well, I mean, I’ll probably do nothing except say, “See I told you so, it’s just a commercial they were making.”
So those are my guesses. If you see any of these guys around town and are friends with them, for the love of all things holy, please ask them what the heck it is all about and e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I promise not to tell a soul what the deal is.