Hot New Destination: The Super Hamptons

From the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Manhattan comes The Super Hamptons, an alternative resort destination for when the Hamptons just isn’t upscale enough. As a visitor says, “You know, with all these uprisings and class warfare, Wall Streets being occupied and ObamaCares, it’s nice to know there’s a place out there where like-minded wealthy individuals like us can just get together and hang out. It’s nice to know there’s a place where I can order gold flakes on my ice cream without people staring at me.”