In observance of the 25th anniversary of Seinfeld, the classic sitcom from East Hampton’s Jerry Seinfeld, we run down the 25 best tweets by the popular Twitter account @SeinfeldToday, which imagines what Jerry, George Kramer and Elaine would be up to today.
Jerry’s gf dumps him for not wishing her happy bday on Facebook. J:”I said it to her face!” E:”But her friends can’t see that &get jealous.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 14, 2014
Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend’s past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman’s apartment.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 3, 2014
George is too scared to break up with his intimidating girlfriend so he just repeatedly responds to her texts with “New phone. Who’s this?”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 19, 2014
Jerry’s GF always smokes an e-cig in bed. GF:”But it’s vapor.” J:”You say that like vapor’s something I want. I don’t want vapor! No vapor!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 16, 2014
Jerry’s girlfriend won’t stop saying that she “literally can’t.” “What?! Can’t what?! Finish your sentence!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 18, 2014
When Jerry’s GF says he’s no fun, he starts using emojis constantly. She dumps him. J:”I was being fun!” E:”Emoji guy is not fun. He’s sad.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 24, 2014
When a website claims Jerry is dead, he’s annoyed people aren’t more upset. It turns out Newman runs a website that spreads death hoaxes.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 16, 2014
Jerry goes on the Tonight Show but pisses Fallon off when he refuses to play any games. G:”Him? I didn’t know he got mad.” J:“Well he does!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 13, 2014
When George’s ex changes her HBOGo password, George tries to reconcile with her just long enough to get the new one.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 10, 2014
George promises not to watch House Of Cards without his GF but can’t help himself. She dumps him when he badly pretends to be surprised.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 27, 2014
Jerry gets stuck on a never-ending group text. “You used to be able to avoid people! Now they can choose to live in your pocket forever!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 24, 2014
George’s GF refuses to tag herself on Facebook in any photos with George. G:“It’s like she’s hiding something, Jerry!” J:”She is. You.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 18, 2014
Jerry’s girlfriend dumps him for inadequately tipping a delivery guy during a blizzard but it’s so cold she won’t leave his apartment.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 21, 2014
Kramer hosts a “non-recorded” podcast. K:”It’s just like a podcast, but no microphones.” J:”So a conversation?” K:”You don’t get it Jerry!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 9, 2014
George swipes right for every woman on Tinder. E:”What if you’re not attracted to her?” G:”If she’s attracted to me, I might be!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 21, 2013
Jerry’s Twitter’s hacked. People like “Hacked Jerry” better. George tries to get trampled on Black Friday so he can sue. Everyone is polite.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) November 30, 2013
Elaine’s bf constantly starts texts but never sends them. E:”If I get the bubble w/ three dots I want a text!” J:”The bubble’s not binding!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) October 25, 2013
George takes a date to see Gravity, but sits on his 3D glasses. The theater refuses to give him another pair and his date refuses to leave.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) October 19, 2013
Jerry & George discover Kramer’s the subject of an insane number of Craigslist missed connections. Elaine gets a pixie cut. It’s disastrous.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) August 8, 2013
Kramer is addicted to Candy Crush, but suspects one of the levels is impossible to beat. “They’re modern day carnies, Jerry! It’s a con!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 28, 2013
Elaine suspects her bf is gay when he’s mysteriously busy during pride weekend. Kramer helps her investigate, ends up leading the parade.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 30, 2013
Jerry discovers his gf still uses her JDate profile. Kramer leaves messages for the NSA in his emails. Newman reluctantly tries SoulCycle.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 11, 2013
George tries to hide that despite seeing every episode he has no idea what’s happening on Game of Thrones. Elaine buys defective yoga pants.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 21, 2013
Elaine’s bf is a “downgrader.” “I call, he texts me back. I text, he emails. I’m scared if I email, I’ll have to look for smoke signals.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 29, 2013
George thinks his GF is faking a gluten-intolerance, feeds her real cookies, sending her to the ER. Autocorrect ruins Jerry’s relationship.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
