What Can Siri On The New IPhone 4S Tell You About The Hamptons?

Apple‘s new Iph0ne 4S has a new feature called Siri, which is a scary accurate artificial intelligence program that you can talk to and will assist you with everything from text messaging to answering questions about the weather. But Apple has pre-programmed in responses thousands of questions that are quite hilarious. Some of which are being talked about on a lot of blogs today.

Here are some of my favorites.

 Question: How old are you?

Answer: – I am not allowed to answer that question.

Question: Can I be your friend?

Answer: – I respect you.

Question: I love you.

Answer: – I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones.

Question: What is the meaning of life?

Siri’s Response – I can’t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.

Question: What is the meaning of life?

Siri’s Response (other answer) – “Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.”

This is all pretty funny stuff, but what does Siri say about the Hamptons? We expect it to say something like:

Question: Where is the best place on earth?

Answer: – The Hamptons, of course.

Question: Where can I find the best beaches in the world?

Answer: – Obviously Dave, you know that already, it’s in the Hamptons.

Question: What’s your favorite publication to read?

Answer: – Oh Dave, you know that it’s Dan’s Papers and danshamptons.com.

The future is here folks. We’ll be taken over by robots before we know it. Let’s just hope that it’s fun while it lasts!