Facebook IPO: Mark Zuckerberg Should Buy A House In The Hamptons

Facebook will be traded on the NASDAQ stock exchange under the symbol “FB” and the entire world will be paying attention.

A lot of money is going to be made today on Wall Street, and so we pose this question to Mark Zuckerberg, “Would you be interested in buying a house in the Hamptons?”

The fact is, we think you’d fit in just fine out here. Your kind of a weird guy, your a billionaire, you’ve changed the world, you should be hanging out with the other masters of the universe and strolling around the Hamptons.

Maybe a little oceanfront real estate? Hmmm? Tickle your fancy?

Oh and Sean Parker, you should be out here too by the way. Don’t think we don’t know about your sick apartment in Manhattan!

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