To The “It’s Too Noisy In Montauk” Crowd, I Have Two Words For You: “Silent Disco”

Silent Disco
Silent Disco. Credit: Dan Kamminga from Haarlem, Netherlands

I didn’t think that this was a real thing when I first heard about it because I thought it sounded so incredibly stupid, but apparently, putting on headphones together with a bunch of people and listening to music at a night club has turned into a thing and it’s dubiously called, “Silent Disco.”

Yes, as in silent. As in no noise. As in, no giant stereo speakers to annoy the Montauk Citizen’s Advisory Committee any longer!


If there has ever been an answer for a problem that is staring you right in the face Montauk, it’s promoting silent disco’s over having large parties in the town. The night would be like it was back in the good old days when everybody was poor and the restaurants were empty and the only sound that you heard was the fireman’s siren to let you know it was 12 p.m.

Headphones. Who would have thought? Now we can all live back in harmony again with one another. I’m glad I finally solved this for everyone. You’re welcome.


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