Better Than Uncle Weatherby?

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Anybody who was born prior to, say, 1970, remembers weatherman Tex Antoine, aka, Uncle Weatherby. While weather forecasting is far more reliable than ever before, it pales in our esteem for the mariner that can open the back door, look up, gaze knowingly for a second or two, and pronounce, “nah, we’ll be coming home in a whopper. Tomorrow will be better.” And, sure enough, a half day later, it is pouring.

This is all about that mariner . . .

Clouds Are Batteries

Since this column started, we’ve written about the weather and seamanship many times. And, as those columns implied, clouds are batteries that store water and tremendous power. But the history of weather forecasting goes back to the dawn of time and is loaded with old wisdoms like “mare’s tails and mackerel scales make tall-ship captains take in their sails,” and jokes like “Where else can you be so wrong so often and keep your job!?”

So, where does the weather, and these sayings, come from?

Part of the problem of weather forecasting was solved over 100 years ago by British meteorologist Luke Howard when he devised a system of nomenclature that the rest of the world’s scientists were constantly arguing about. Every country wanted to use its own language and definitions for naming clouds and their effects. Howard came forward using — you guessed it — Latin, and the fight was over. Meteorologists the world over accepted his type/sub-type system:

Cirrus (“hair”) — wispy, high-level clouds that foretell a major weather system on its way (the mare’s tails)

Stratus (“layer”) — these cloud formations have no specific feature except that they only form at specific altitudes

Cumulus (“pile”) — the puffy clouds that presage the near immediate arrival of a major storm. By the way, the warmer the weather, the bigger they get (pile up into the sky)

Nimbus (“precipitating”) — we’re all familiar with these. By this time, it’s raining. And, the darker they are, the more water they are carrying

Alto (“high”) — like in music, while it means high, is third on this list

Look Up!

Watching the weather over hours, or even days, often subconsciously by that back-door mariner, adds to your skills in predicting the weather. And it is all about the sun, the sea, and the land interacting.

The sun heats the ground faster than the sea. The warm air rises, taking some moisture from the sea, lakes, creeks, and rivers with it, and forms cumulus (puffy) clouds. This vacuum effect then brings in cooler air from the sea to fill the gap created by the rising air over the land and we have what we call a sea-breeze. “Winds are known from whence they blow, currents are known for whence they flow.”

The opposite effects happen at night, as you might guess. The land cools faster and the process reverses. All this is generally called “convection.” And where convection is occurring, clouds are forming. They are batteries storing up water and power.

Blankets Presage Rain

Another sign that weather is approaching is when the sky cover builds and the sea breeze stops. The cloud cover has now gotten so thick that the sun can’t heat the air underneath the clouds. That’s when someone mutters, “Please, let it rain and clear out this humidity.” The cloud is acting like a blanket — and you know how much you like blankets in the summertime!

Ancient mariners looked for clouds for two reasons: They didn’t know that convection was causing the wind (although clouds meant wind), and they also meant land. Convection first lines the shore with clouds. “Land ho!” And it builds from there.

Some more proverbs? See if you can divine why they are true, based on what you now know:

“The moon with a circle brings water in her beak . . .”

“Rain before seven? Over by eleven.”

“Red sky at morning? Sailor take warning!”

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