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McGumbus Returns, Finds Underground Bunker Washed Out to Sea
In other news, infamous Shelter Island troublemaker Old Man McGumbus returned on Tuesday from what was surely a debauched journey…
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Old Man McGumbus and Florida Man Commandeer Yacht in Sag Harbor
The rumors are true. Hamptons Police Department personnel were on full alert this week after learning that infamous Shelter Island…
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Old Man McGumbus Vanishes from Confines of His Shelter Island Bunker
As the area experienced extreme cold temperatures over the past weeks, local emergency personnel have been concerned for the wellbeing…
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Old Man McGumbus’s Bunker ‘Tapped’ on Shelter Island
Shelter Island’s Old Man McGumbus, the 105-year-old WWII veteran who has been living in a bunker buried beneath the Shelter…
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Old Man McGumbus Heads to Washington?
Shelter Island went on lockdown on January 21 as scores of tall, muscular men dressed in black suits and wearing…
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Old Man McGumbus Emerges from Underground Bunker
Hamptons Police Department officers were summoned to Wades Beach on Shelter Island on Monday in response to emergency calls reporting the…
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McGumbus Bunker Excavated After False Alarm
The Hamptons Police Department reports this week that they began to receive mysterious radio messages after the crippling snowfall experienced across…
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McGumbus Provokes Cops from Underground Bunker
After years of neighbors proclaiming things like, “He’ll never be put in the ground” and “I await the day they…
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Secret McGumbus Bunker Unearthed on Shelter Island
Shelter Island’s Old Man McGumbus has been flying under the radar for quite a while. In the past this irascible…
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Dan’s Literary Prize Spotlight: Yes, Virginia, There Is an Old Man McGumbus
“You have to see this.” Marguerita is flipping through the latest issue of Dan’s Papers between bites of a freshly…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Slaw Spill, McGumbus
Slaw Ship Founders Winter-weary East Enders could have been forgiven for despairing as chunks of white stuff started washing up…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Bird Noise, McGumbus Runs
Bird Noise Provokes Ire Police were called in to control crowds in Sag Harbor as a group of activists overflowed…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Igloo Rescue, McGumbus, Dagobah
Plunger Rescued A Sag Harbor man, who was apparently uninformed that the annual HarborFrost Polar Bear Plunge had been called…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Battle of the Bands, Spa McGumbus
Battle Turns to Brawl An innocently conceived “Battle of the Bands,” planned as a friendly pitting of the music of…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: McGumbus Spay Camp, Manhunt
Camp Application Furor Shelter Island’s Old Man McGumbus, the 104-year-old WWII veteran and self-taught wildlife surgeon, was arrested on Thursday…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Deer Celibacy, McGumbus Sued, Trivia Breakdown
Deer Advocates Protest “Offensive” Signage Officials received numerous complaints from wildlife advocates offended by new signs that went up over…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Dumped Sportscars, Deer Protest, McGumbus
Sports Cars Foul Local Streets With the passing of summer and the exodus of the summer renters, police are reporting…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Mosquito Ops, Artists at Large, McGumbus
Mosquito Spraying Mix-Up After citizens began calling police to complain about getting “eaten alive out here,” local officials began looking…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Border Toll, Local ID, McGumbus Book Signing
Open Borders Cause Consternation After receiving an overwhelming number of panicked reports about outsiders walking the local streets and driving…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Banana Boat, McGumbus Drives, Dock Danger
Banana Boat Brawl Police were called to investigate in the aftermath of an early morning altercation at a marina on…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: History Sparks Fights, Controversy, Especially for McGumbus
Gangs of the East End A fight that’s been simmering for over 150 years suddenly burst violently into the open…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Filming Filmers, McGumbus Jerky, Mellowness
Reality Check Area police are consulting with particle physicists and game theorists to try to get to the bottom of…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Construction Limits, McGumbus, Balloon Derby
New Construction Limits Proposed Locals turned out in large numbers at a recent town hall meeting to protest rising construction…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Havens Beach Protest, McGumbus, Implant Fail
New Lows at Havens Beach A group of citizens had been raising concerns that, ever since the remediation project that…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Wild Turkey Attack, Sag Harbor Traffic, McGumbus Pop-Up
Almost Gobbled Police were called to the aid of a Bridgehampton bicyclist on Friday afternoon. The man, dressed in the…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Deer Harpoon, Sag Harbor Traffic, McGumbus
Deer Harpooning Plan Draws Protest A protest in Sag Harbor had to be broken up by police late Tuesday when…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Plank-Off Brawl, Derby Rant, McGumbus Bridge
Planking Gets Out Of Control A friendly planking competition at a local media company led to incidents of violence last…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Shrubicide, McGumbus, Persons Unknown
Never Promised You An Olive Garden As news broke of an agreement to use roaming goats for eliminating the invasive of…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Candy Chaos, Traffic Solutions, McGumbus
Suspect May Be Furry, With Cotton Tail Last Sunday, many area children were recklessly exposed to high doses of candy,…
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Hamptons Police Blotter: Deer Migrate, McGumbus Sells, Atlas Rocks
McGumbus Takes East Marion Old Man McGumbus, the 104-year-old WWII veteran and captain of the Shelter Island Association for Phones…
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